"Father will you just take a minute? Listen at her, listen at her."
"Child needs a good spanking."
"Mom, please, it's a lot of transition for her."
"Trans-what? I raised five kids. Ain't none of y'all talked this much. Not without a good spanking."
"Dad, as much as you both talk about spankings, neither of you seem inclined to ever do so."
"She's not my child to spank, Toni, now go on before she starts tantruming."
"Mommy, mommy, moooommmmmyyyyyyeeeyyyy. My little pony doll's hair's all messed up from the trash bags!"
"Ok, well we can brush it later, honey."
"No we can't, it's messed up now. You PACKED it wrooooong."
"See that, Mother, listen at her."
"Linda, baby, I need you to help Mommy leave the house on time okay?"
"But my little pony is all messed up! That's what happens when you stuff everything in trash bags mommy."
"Lord, needs a good spanking."
"Im just saying."
"Baby, I don't like how you're talking to me right now, okay? Finish your cereal, grab your backpack and let's go."
"You're just jealous because you don't have a my little pony doll."
"You hear that, Father!"
"I sure did!"
"Toni, she has a point. Showing up here with a bunch of trash bags---."
"Mom! Not right now, please. Come on, honey, Mommy's got a long day..."
just some things usually on my mind....